Have you heard of John Holmes? He was a pornstar in the 70s and pretty much the real-life Dirk Diggler (from Boogie Nights). Holmes was famous for having a huge king cock, and there were even mythical stories about it. He insured his penis for $14 million — a million for every inch! There’s even a fake story about how they tried him for manslaughter after he inadvertently killed two men during anal.
Trying out new dildos is fun since you can mess around with their sizes. If you have a growing selection, opening that special drawer would be like going through hors d’oeuvres. Sure, you start off small, but as time goes by, your size-queen eyes start getting hungry. You keep catching yourself biting your lip while watching Boogie Nights, and before you know it, you’re on Google, typing in “monster dildo.”
But when you look at all those …